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The clues are everywhere if one chooses to make stabs in the darkness. Drill Instructor: I will make it my mission to get hot fudge sundae - extra cherry - for each and every one of you!
You have beautiful eyes! Grant : What about you, are you ever going to kill your evil twin? Raph : Ugh, anytime we fight he's always anticipating my every move, it's a whole thing. Claus : I committed many an experiment which defied the laws of God and Man! I'm just too broke to fix it! Girl: I loved it so much I went back to the actual ice age, killed a bug, and now my sister doesn't exist. You've got nukes and missiles and a girlfriend in Canada You have to match your subject with your verb!
Hans Landa: Hiding under the floorboards, I have finally found you. You are hiding under the floorboards, or is she? Shosanna: [below the floorboards] A dangling participle? Hans Landa: A dangling participle Guy in Kitchen :"All of us are ripped. It doesn't seem statistically possible, and yet it's true. Halfway Plot Switch : Picnicface NFL Crunchtime starts about a football video game, then is about the player stuck in prison, and finally about reintegrating to society after being released.
Joff asks the audience questions who are not gender-swapping or Digimon versions of non-Digimon things with hands going down , until he finds a Cloud Harmless Villain : Victor Vivisector is a near-demonic looking supervillain with a skull-like face, laser guns, and an army of robots equipped with chainsaws.
What is his evil, diabolical plan? To cut down all of America's national forests and replace them with parking lots. Problem is, he's so easily grossed out by the Furry Force that he gives up the first time, and bashes himself to death the second.
Heel Realization : "The Problem With Frats" has the fratboys gradually realize how awful they are and by the end, they all cheer at the prospect of turning themselves into the police. However, one of the guys parents call in a favor, stopping them from repenting and Ox, the only one that isn't remorseful, is now making more money then you. Trapped in Title Factory! He's Just Hiding! Mayor: Alpha Man seemed invincible.
We all remember when it looked like he had been killed while saving us from that supernova. Or when he died defending the Earth from laser tigers. Or that time he fell into that open sewer grate and contracted sentient hepatitis. Each time, no matter how certain his demise, Alpha Man was back a few weeks later, the status quo miraculously restored. It's called "antimetabole. Trapp: No, it's true, you can do it with anything. Listen to this: "If you want love to be a part of your life, you must first make life a part of your love.
Katie: Oh my god, I love it! I love it so much and I don't even understand it! Brennan: typing on his phone "Make life a part of Elowyn : Everyone has a bad-boy phase in their s! CEO : Why is nobody obeying Rule 34?
Be polite! Carmen : That's not Rule CEO : Is there a different Rule 34? Carmen : A very different Rule CEO : Conservatively Carmen : -ty CEO : Ninety?! Carmen : -eight. CEO Singer : Fuck you! I don't care about all the deaths Don't care how much I kill with my stupid breath 'Cause I'm coughin' freedom out from sea to sea But I'm not talkin' about your freedom to live I mean your freedom to look at all the shits I give 'Cause the only guy I care about is me.
It's like Crystal Meth in a can! It's Crystal Meth in a can! Powerthirst is Crystal Meth! Don Draper: You see it's about selling the American Dream. People don't fly to get to a destination.
They fly to get to a booger. Don Draper: Tell her I'll flatten the kids another time. After last night's walrus party, I have a queef popsicle. Grandfather : solemnly And that's how they got Announcer : Buy Quadruple Cheese Cheezos! Now with four times the cheese! Announcer 1: People can't stop talking about Ice Age in 3D. For a limited time only, see Ice Age in 4D. Announcer 2: The fourth dimension is time. Announcer 2: The fifth dimension is another possibile reality caused by choice or chance somewhere along the course of time.
Announcer 1: Get a large popcorn and see Ice Age in 6D. Announcer 2: The sixth dimension allows you to jump between possible realities. Announcer 2: The seventh dimension is all conceivable possibilities in our universe. Announcer 2: The eighth dimension is another possible universe caused by a different combination of particles after the Big Bang.
Hank Pierce Philadelphia Enquirer : Just to give an idea how hard these guys were punching, sometimes the punch didn't even land but their head flew back anyways, like from the air or something. Naughty by Night : In " The Six Girls You'll Date in College ", there's 'The One Who Goes to Church', who's easily impressed by the Nice Guy Audience Surrogate , and with her modest attire and seemingly naive nature seems out of place at the frat party where she meets him, but in the bedroom, she is not the naive virgin she appears to be, and is apparently heavily into bondage.
Neat Freak : In " The Six Monster You'll Have As Roommates ", the "Robot" is such because he's a rigid neat freak who suffers a technical malfunction as soon as one dirty sock soils the floor.
Nerds Are Sexy : The skit "I'm Such A Nerd," , in which a nerd happily discovers that the rather attractive girl he's dating is herself a giant nerd Girl: I thought he was different, you know, but he wasn't. Don't watch this episode pregnant. You'll miscarry. When we showed the rough cut to an insane asylum, the patients were cured and the staff went insane. When they showed this episode to a third grader, he drew a very disturbing picture.
Bassist: playing some muddled chords for a bored-looking girl That was "Free Falling," I think. Dave: Come on, don't do that! I didn't tell you you need to break up with your girlfriend! Rick: Because she's not actually crazy! That's just something I say when she's mad at me!
Dave: Yeah, your girlfriend gets mad at you when you drink too much, mine gets mad when she can't see the moon. Brennan: Hey guys, it's Brennan from CollegeHumor. Click here to subscribe. Click here for more fun stuff. And please keep watching, because if you stop watching, I start to vanish.
Do you get it? I'm not really real. I'm just a thing in your screen. Narrator: She's definitely your hoodie. But who in their right mind would fuck their hoodie?! Family falls apart, now there's no more DuckTales! Narrator: One year ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you have a ton of money, maybe you can hire the A-Team. Narrator: A different Commando unit was also sent to prison for a crime they might have committed.
These men eventually escaped from a medium security facility, to a motel in Fresno. Today, still more or less acknowledged by the government, they survive as soldiers for hire. If you have a problem, if it's sort of urgent, but you don't need anything fancy, you can probably just hire the B-Team. Narrator: I'm not sure I should tell you this, but one year ago, a group of drug addicts were sent to a prison for crime they openly confessed to they, uh, shot the mayor's dog.
These men were released after their case was thrown out on a technicality. Today, pretty much forgotten by the government, they get by with odd jobs here and there. If you have a problem, if you're totally spaced, and you just need someone, literally anyone, and if you can offer a hot meal in exchange, you can always hire the C-Team. Narrator: OK, I don't usually mention these guys, but These men—-look, you don't really want to hire these men.
They just-oh come on! Oh and that crazy guy? He has mild OCD! And he's clearly not black, what is he, Indian? Not even close. Look, I'm gonna level with you here. You're probably just better off taking care of it yourself. Why would you ever hire anyone named the F-Teem? Neo: Amateurs. I don't know how those got there. I have a physics final! Brennan : I'm having fun. Getting the answers right is fun for me.
We could play her like an upright bass! And the kind of threesome she wants? Oh, we're cool with that. Bond : Then it's settled Trevelyan : To the death.
Bond : [dramatic whisper] Slappers only. Amir: Dinner tonight? The Talk : Parodied in this sketch about "second puberty", which discusses the pitfalls of the aging process in a fashion like those films you may have been shown in health class or by your parents about actual puberty.
She originally wanted to contact her dead grandfather, but the ghost turns out to be "tall, muscular, with dark hair" and a doctor to boot. Take That!
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